Barrel Cracker Branding — Let’s Go Monkeys!™

Down here is the small but not-so-fine print:

Okay, that up there is a made-up quote based on this only video we were able to download at the moment... But it really does has much depth and ably showcases our Think-Differentness and also abides by the ironclad internet virility rule of always showing cute animals as the hook... or something like that. Well, we tried.

Barrel Cracker’s Monkeyfesto:

Barrel Cracker breaks brands free from the formal, tightly-closed-collaredness of cold corporate, and into delight of banana-going tastefulness. Just you reach out and our bunch of marketing apists will leave the world asking, “Who let the apes out?!”

Finally, the P.S. (most people don’t know what it means):

Some Words From Our Sponsors:

Hey, cool that you made till down here. If you are here to purchase this domain and/or brand, send us that desperate outreach email asap.

If you are sincerely here for us to help you rock your own brand — let us scratch our heads for a few moments. It’s what monkeys do all the time, and now we know why. But hey — reach out as well, please.

Yes, monkeys love bananas… but they love grapes as well.

Down here is the small but not-so-fine print:

Barrel Cracker’s Monkeyfesto:

Our clients go bananas for us! (Please don’t call PETA)

Finally, the P.S. (most people don’t know what it means):

Btw, reaching out is the only way to grab a banana, okay?

Some Words From Our Sponsors:

Barrel Cracker Branding — Let’s Go Monkeys!™

Yes, monkeys love bananas… but they love grapes as well.

Down here is the small but not-so-fine print:

Barrel Cracker’s Monkeyfesto:

Our clients go bananas for us! (Please don’t call PETA)

Finally, the P.S. (most people don’t know what it means):

Btw, reaching out is the only way to grab a banana, okay?

Some Words From Our Sponsors:

Barrel Cracker Branding — Let’s Go Monkeys!™

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